7 Quick Takes Friday - All Jake

17 October 2014

Got some recent gems from the little Jacob to throw your way on this fine fall Friday.

- 1 -
Pulling into the parking lot before Mass:
JAKE: I don't want to go to the church with a PRAY room. I want to go to a church with a PLAY room.

- 2 -
While I was getting dressed one morning:
JAKE: Whoa, mom! Those are BIG underwears. Really big. Just huge. Huge underwears, mom.

- 3 -
Looking for our books on the hold shelf at the library:
JAKE: Where is our name???
ME: Here it is. (Pointing at the letter R.) That letter says "ruh". What do you think that word is?
JAKE: ... ... Mom-ruh?

- 4 -
After listening to Jacob and me argue about who was going to shower first one morning. Jake stands in front of the bathroom door and raises his arms.
JAKE: People, go away I needa go to da bathroom!

- 5 -
JAKE: Mama! Mama! Can we read the boring book that I don't like with all the stupid animals?

- 6 -
Talking to a single friend of ours as she was leaving:
FRIEND: Bye, Jake!
JAKE: Do you have kids?
FRIEND: No
JAKE: Babies?
FRIEND: No
JAKE (pointing at her chest): Then what are those things poking out?

- 7 -
Sitting at the breakfast table staring pensively into his oatmeal.
JAKE (sighs): I love construction.

>><<

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19 comments :

  1. Oh. My.

    I don't even have a favorite one.

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  2. Hahaha! I think the underwear one is my fave.

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  3. Hahahaha! "I love construction." So sweet and funny.

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  4. Oh my gosh, #6! I'm so excited/scared for having to deal with things like this :)

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  5. Cecilia had a pair of my underwear the other day and wanted to let me know, "MOM! Look how far your underwear can stretch!!!"

    Oh yes child, I'm well aware. Such a lovely thing to point out ;)

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  6. Ack ! So cute - why is it that kids "Hate" something yet want it? So don't understand, but mine do it, too.

    #4 cracks me up. =)

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  7. AH. This was great. The construction comment. He sounds just like my oldest. Thanks for the cackles- I literally cackled.

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  8. That kid. Oh my "what are those sticking out?" lol

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  9. No. 6...my children have said that. Made me laugh and want to disappear. Love it.

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  10. The underwear. You could have stopped at the underwear lol Out of control little man! He is hilarious and such a cutie!

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