>> 1 <<
Jake: How old are you?Me: 30
Jake: But Papa's 30 and he's a lot bigger than you.
Pauses
Jake: Is he 30 and a half?
>> 2 <<
While the kids were playing with their uncle who fell down lifeless on the couch for ten long seconds:Jake: Oh shut, Lucy June. I think he's really dead.
>> 3 <<
After biting his cheek:Jake: I accidentally ate myself.
>> 4 <<
Overheard from the other room:Jake: OK, Lucy, this is gonna hurt a little bit.
>> 5 <<
Jake: It's deleeeeeeeeeecious.Me: What's deleeecious?
Jake: Deleeeecious is so so happy it's Mary tickling Jesus in your heart.
(Hashtag catechesis)
>> 6 <<
After introducing him to his little brother, Roman John:Jake: (disappointed)...oh...I thought we were going to name him El Tio.
>> 7 <<
Jake: The other day on Nana Suzie and Opie's porch, we heard a sound like a squeaky toy, so I went ta go see what it was. I said it was a snake, but Papa said snakes don't squeak. But it was a snake eating a frog whole. He was swallowing it. And there was another frog literally watching the scene while his brother got ate.And that, my friends, is a true story. I can verify all of it except the family status of the frogs.
Pics from The Rock where Jacob took little Jake camping and fed him bacon, chocolate, and marshmallows for breakfast.
(Jake: But mostly just chocolate and marshmallows)
Linking up with Kelly for ole times sake.
I love that you're back :) I also really love when young kids say "literally." It might be my favorite thing...literally.
ReplyDeletehis definition of delicious... #love.
ReplyDeleteDying laughing! So cute!!
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