>> 1 <<Jake: How old are you?
Jake: But Papa's 30 and he's a lot bigger than you.
Jake: Is he 30 and a half?
>> 2 <<While the kids were playing with their uncle who fell down lifeless on the couch for ten long seconds:
Jake: Oh shut, Lucy June. I think he's really dead.
>> 3 <<After biting his cheek:
Jake: I accidentally ate myself.
>> 4 <<Overheard from the other room:
Jake: OK, Lucy, this is gonna hurt a little bit.
>> 5 <<Jake: It's deleeeeeeeeeecious.
Me: What's deleeecious?
Jake: Deleeeecious is so so happy it's Mary tickling Jesus in your heart.
>> 6 <<After introducing him to his little brother, Roman John:
Jake: (disappointed)...oh...I thought we were going to name him El Tio.
>> 7 <<Jake: The other day on Nana Suzie and Opie's porch, we heard a sound like a squeaky toy, so I went ta go see what it was. I said it was a snake, but Papa said snakes don't squeak. But it was a snake eating a frog whole. He was swallowing it. And there was another frog literally watching the scene while his brother got ate.
And that, my friends, is a true story. I can verify all of it except the family status of the frogs.
The Rock where Jacob took little Jake camping and fed him bacon, chocolate, and marshmallows for breakfast.
(Jake: But mostly just chocolate and marshmallows)
Linking up with Kelly for ole times sake.