Five Favorites: Jake Jake Jakeboy

Joining Hallie and memorializing the words of my offspring today.

- 1 -

Jake: Can I play with a chopper?
Me: You mean like a knife? You're too young to play with knives.
Jake: A chopper's not a knife. I think it's just a machete. 

- 2 -

At the splashpad:
Jake: Can you turn the water off?

- 3 -

After hearing the baby cry:
Jake: Lucy Juney is awake! (starts running to her) I want to nibble on her! I want to nibble nibble nibble on her!

- 4 -

Me: Remember that you can't jump and be crazy on the furniture when we have guests.

Jake (looking at me strangely):
Me: Say "OK, mama"
Jake: OK, mama.

Ten minutes later:
Jake (gleefully climbing on the furniture): No being crazy on the furniture when I have gas! 

- 5 -

After I left the littles alone in Jake's room and an obviously wounded Lucy June starts crying:

Me: What's going on in there?

Jake: We were just playing a game and she was the tree and I was the woodpecker.

Such is my life starring these two.

Such is my life.

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