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At dinner when Jacob leaned in to tell little Jake something:Jake: Dad, you're throwing beer smell in my face.
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After Jake overheard me saying something would be a "life saver," he agreed:
Jake: Yeah...Such a light saber.
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Lucy June, say Everybody.
"Eddybuddy"
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Lucy June, say Everybody.
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Jake: Mom, what's R2D2 + C3PO?
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The sewer line backed up, and Jacob said he was going to check the clean out. Jake hopped off his stool and ran to his room. He came back with a mask and snorkel.
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Lucy June, what's your bday?
"Octumble twenty seconds"
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Lucy June, what's your bday?
"October two toesies"
After I told him that a certain health food fed the "good guys in his body":
Jake: Mom! There's nothing in my body except blood and snot!
Jake: Mom! There's nothing in my body except blood and snot!
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While sitting in the overflow room at Mass on Easter Sunday, Jake turned to me and whispered: "Mama, I love watching this TV show at Mass."
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After we finished eating at a restaurant, I packed up the diaper bag, fished out my keys, slung the bag over my shoulder, hiked up my 25 pound six-month-old, and started the long walk to the car. Lucy June pounded both fists in the air and started yelling:
"Go Mama Go! Go Mama Go!"
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Overheard while Jake was playing in the bathtub:
Jake: Better settle in for the winter. You're not dead till you're warm and dead.
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Lucy June, say Popsicle"Popsi-tickle"
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Lucy June, say Amen
"I'm a man"
You're not dead til you're warm and dead!! Tv show at mass! These are utterly priceless.
ReplyDeleteThese are so good. I'm dying.
ReplyDeleteWarm and dead...and IMPRESSIVE with the birthday dates. My children know that they were ... born. (also I love Lucy June's frock)
ReplyDeletestill laughing at the "better settle in for the winter..."
ReplyDeleteBahahahahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter! They are so cute!
ReplyDeleteWow! They are goood! You should totally blog more. :)
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These are amazing -- especially the Lucy June variations on a theme. Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteThese are amazing -- especially the Lucy June variations on a theme. Thanks for the laughs!
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