Yes. Here I am, a single mother, a victim to that great widow maker, for I've lost me husband to the sea.
Well actually Uncle Johnny bought the nameless sailboat for _00$ dollars. Now the boys spend every free minute taking it apart and putting it all back together again while Jake and I sit listlessly at home watching the bees and staring at my class ticker.
Once my sailor takes me to Catalina for the weekend and I'm sunning on the deck with my Prosecco icing in a bucket next to me, all will be forgiven, but until then I will inscribe bitter diatribes on this log against boat X and we will remember this episode of WIFE&CHILD vs. VESSEL none too fondly.
Now that they have successfully rid the thing of its former owner's crack paraphernalia, I give you some unflattering pictures of the barge which I reproduce without permission from either of the Rhodes Bros.
Bon Voyage, my pretties!